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andrewwh

United Kingdom
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Posted - 23/07/2010 :  19:23:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A well to do lady pays a visit to a sex shop, after a good look round she goes over to the counter and says to the young assistant 'young lady, I wish to purchase a vibrator, infact, I would like one like that red one over there'.

The assistant looks across the shop and turns back to the lady and says 'I'm sorry madam, I'm afraid I can't sell you that item, infact there are health and safety reasons why you cannot purchase it'.

The astonished lady turns to the assistant and says 'what do you mean you can't sell me that and what possible health and safety reasons could there be, explain yourself'.

The assistant turns to her and says 'I'm afraid madam it's the fire extinguisher'.
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andrewwh

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Posted - 23/07/2010 :  19:46:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, put this in the wrong place,should have been on the joke thread,still not used to all this, anyone know how to move it ??

Sorry

Andy
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kerryfu

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Posted - 24/07/2010 :  12:43:33  Show Profile  Visit kerryfu's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hi Andy just copy and paste it mate. Then you need to delete the original one. There's an edit icon at the top of the post I think, as you posted it only you can edit it.



So it goes................

Kerry Fuller

Edited by - kerryfu on 24/07/2010 12:44:03
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